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Ten ways christians are hypocrital1- "We hate how communists sacrifice the individual in name of the group. That's why we do the exact same thing to gay people."
2- "Homosexuality isn't natural!" [is told it is] "Ah, but we shouldn't follow animals!"
3- [Random passage about Jesus' psychotic outbursts] "You're taking things out of context!" [then proceeds to use biblical passages against homosexuality without considering the cultural meaning]
4- "Pride is a sin!" [then proceeds to use "I'm proud to be a christian!"]
5- "We respect free will! That's why we prevent gay marriage from even being a possibility!"
6- "You heathens act so holier than thou, thinking you know the truth! That's why we are the chosen ones, and you're only going to be saved if you think exactly like us!"
7- "We must do charity! That's why we just pray istead of donating like those heathens do!"
8- "You totally shouldn't lump us with Tomás de Torquemada! That's why we lump all non-christian people in the same pile of evil heathens!"
9- "Haha, you th
mechanici want to kiss every aching wound you have,
bandage your heart every time it bleeds,
and patch up your mind over and over
because not a single tear deserves to fall
from your brandy-drenched eyes
but this dripping heart of mine can only feel
and the healing honey words it flames get caught
in the back of my throat and on the roof of my mouth
so i only have these passionate guttural cries
to tell you that i care all too much
and in order to fix you up again,
i would need to tear myself to tatters
and trade all of my working parts
for your leftover, fading pieces
but i just haven’t figured out how.
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